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'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Kultural K9's.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent