Sound Maestro Pillows

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Edvard Grieg