Digital Music Maestro T-Shirts

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Mozart on a computer,

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

Artist and Musician

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Malcolm Sargent

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

Three Ladies