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Conducting a blue bird.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer Four Hands.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.