Digital Dance Master T-Shirts

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"I, TikTok."

Michael Jackson.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Ginger Baker.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

The Miracle Worker

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

The Drummer

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

House trained cat

Conducting a blue bird.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Computer Four Hands.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

Mountain Man with computer backup.

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

Dance Categories: The Hustle, The Shag, The Rumba, The Salsa.

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."