Digital Dance Master Pillows

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

The Miracle Worker

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

The Drummer

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

House trained cat

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Computer Four Hands.

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

Mountain Man with computer backup.

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

Dance Categories: The Hustle, The Shag, The Rumba, The Salsa.