Digital Dancer Pillows

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

"I, TikTok."

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Man and Machine snoozing

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

The Personal ATM

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'