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Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Michael Jackson.

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."