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Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I can do the Fox Trot and the Rumba, but no rain dance."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Elderly People

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Shake yer booty!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Dad Dancing.

Jazz Bagpipes

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'