Digital Maestro Gifts

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer Four Hands.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Dynamite little combo

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Three Ladies

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Kultural K9's.