Digital Music Maestro Mugs

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Mozart on a computer,

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Malcolm Sargent