Mic Maestro Mugs

'Managers karaoke night'

Jon Gruden

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Can You Spot the Differences?

Baby Piano

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Mozart on a computer,

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore