Mic Master Mugs

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Horti-Culture

Dialogue

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Kultural K9's.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Malcolm Sargent

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Veloci-Rapper

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

I will be Bach.