Digital Master Mugs

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

The Miracle Worker

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ah Ha!

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."

Checking watch

Computer He-male (email).

'Better not circulate these.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Monk on PC.

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.