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Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

The Drummer

I will be Bach.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Sergei Taneyev

Musical Eye Test

Cesar Franck

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'