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"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Violin Practise

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

The merger hits a snag.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Musical Prodigy

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Nest building

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

We are on the move. . .

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

A bulge of bodybuilders

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.