'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'
Mix-up Maestro T-Shirts
Let them wear their musical creativity proudly with our mix-up maestro t-shirts, featuring fun, colorful designs that showcase their love for genre mash-ups and musical innovation.
Orchestra.
Mozart on a computer,
"Baby Jackson Pollock"
"Sorry, that's not my table."
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'
"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."
The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.
"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."
"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"
"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"
'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
Just Stop Oil Painting
'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'
"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
"It's garage music."
Clancy: Around here we call that progress!
"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"
"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"
I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!
"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"
Martha Stewart at Home.
"But this way I know where everything is."
'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'
'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
the Carpenters greatest hits...
I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!
'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'
Monica Seles
'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'
"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
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