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Just Stop Oil Painting

the Carpenters greatest hits...

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"It's garage music."

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Let the good times roll.

I love badminton.

"You know how to make a painkiller?"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

Monica Seles

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

I see you're still on that subway diet.

'Tennis'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

Assassin/Cartoonist

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Social Networking .

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

Alternative acupuncture.