Mousetrap Maestro T-Shirts

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Creative entrepreneur at work

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Speed reader...?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I don't perform well under pressure."