Mousetrap Collector T-Shirts

Sand Trap.

Director/Action Man toy.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Silence of the Chickens...

Ask me about my litter! !

Jazz is Invented

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Six jazz instruments.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"Another round?"

Imagine Dragons

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"You order the microbrew?"

Great mouser!

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.