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Silence of the Chickens...

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Dead Funny

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Jazz is Invented

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

Six jazz instruments.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.