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A Brush with Death

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Xenophobe in a bathrobe.

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Brush With Death

Silence of the Chickens...

Shampoo.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Teapot Art

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Kettle Drum

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"No offense."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

Hand takes a shower,