Toothbrush Collector Gifts

A Brush with Death

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Xenophobe in a bathrobe.

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Brush With Death

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Teapot Art

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Wash and Go...to hell...

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Kettle Drum

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"No offense."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"