Toothpick Collector Gifts

"Mu husband and I love the toothpicks, but we prefer cheese logs."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Teapot

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I know your mother."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Drinking Hats

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"The applications are limitless."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

'Made your point.'