Dental Tool Collector Gifts

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Silence of the Chickens...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Beanirrito"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I know your mother."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.