Stone Tool Collector Gifts

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The Hammer

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Dog Love.