Primitive Tools Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift for the primitive tools collector? Our collection offers witty and fun items that celebrate a love for ancient implements. From amusing mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find a gift that sparks their passion for primitive tools and adds charm to their collection.

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"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone." mockup

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

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"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot." mockup

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

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'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.' mockup

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

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Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale. mockup

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

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'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.' mockup

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

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"He loves his leaf blower."

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Hardware Store Tools Wrench

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"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway." mockup

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

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The Hammer

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'I've found a spade I like Julia...' mockup

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

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'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...' mockup

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

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Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat! mockup

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

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'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.' mockup

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

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'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.' mockup

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

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'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.' mockup

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

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'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.' mockup

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

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"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?" mockup

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

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'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.' mockup

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

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'Where do you keep the elbow grease?' mockup

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?" mockup

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

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'And here's the toolkit.'

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'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.' mockup

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

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'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?' mockup

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

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"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?" mockup

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

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'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.' mockup

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

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"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables." mockup

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

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Scales

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'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.'' mockup

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!' mockup

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?" mockup

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

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"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?" mockup

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

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'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.' mockup

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

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Handy-lion

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Primitive Tools Collector Gifts Collection

Primitive Tools Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate primitive tools with humorous and creative designs—perfect for every collector.

Primitive Tools Collector Pillows

Discover comfy pillows featuring primitive tools inspired artwork—bring personality and charm to their favorite space.

Primitive Tools Collector Prints

Browse our selection of prints showcasing primitive tools—transform their workshop or living space with artistic flair.

Primitive Tools Collector T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts emblazoned with primitive tools motifs—ideal for collectors who love to wear their passions.