Tool Collection Gifts

Hammer User Manual

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Jim attempting (and failing at) DIY.

'I've checked the commandments, one is missing.'

'Tony's obsession with DIY had started to go to his head'

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Hammer

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

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'I've found a spade I like Julia...'