Stone Tool Collector Mugs

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."