Toothpick Collector Mugs

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Teapot

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Drinking Hats

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"The applications are limitless."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Made your point.'

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Alien watering hat stand