Muzzle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Toothless Meal

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'