Muzzle Enthusiast Prints

'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Get crazy once in a while

This side is the gag reel.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Moustached gentleman

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

30 Days Has Movember

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

Jim Carrey,

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Clive Anderson

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"