Mousetrap Maestro Mugs

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Hello?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"