A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
Mop Maestro Mugs
Find a mug that honors your mop maestro’s cleaning skills with witty, humorous designs that brighten every spill and scrub. Perfect for cheerful mornings and caffeinated motivation.
'There's another wet spot over here.'
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
A Day In The Kitchen
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
Businessman wearing many hats.
Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
"I see the downsizing continues."
1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions
Creative entrepreneur at work
'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'
"Streaming"
"My best friend is my phone."
Classic Emojis for sale.
"I'm right here. Focused!"
'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'
Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'
"... and come out fighting, boys."
"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."
"Speed reader...?"
Computer Music
A dancing man wearing a red-striped top
"Hello?"
"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."
Business Vacation.
"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."
'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'
One Thing / Another
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
Lawrence of Suburbia
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