Modern Mousetrap Muse Mugs

Great mouser!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'I think it's called RED!'

Sand Trap.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Dali Paints His Dreams

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

The Art Critics

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'There's lots of text messaging in this job. I need someone who can just sit back and twiddle their thumbs all day.'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Technology and human relations

If it had been today...