Mop Muse Mugs

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Great mouser!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

The Cona Lisa

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Brancusi.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

Cleaner and sculpture

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'be careful what you wish for.'

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

There is no clear line in the salon world.