Modern Mousetrap Muse Gifts

Great mouser!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Sand Trap.

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Technology and human relations

'There's lots of text messaging in this job. I need someone who can just sit back and twiddle their thumbs all day.'

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

The Art Critics

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

If it had been today...

'There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that.'