Modern Miracle Muse Gifts

If it had been today...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Great mouser!

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Modern day mirror.

Post Post

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Brancusi.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I think it's called RED!'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.