Magical Muse Gifts

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Angel playing music

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

In the very beginning.

The Cona Lisa

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Brancusi.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.