Metallic Muse Gifts

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Tunnel of Ore

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Angel playing music

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"...on the avenue..."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Post Post

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

In the very beginning.

"In case of emergency, break glass."