Material Muse Gifts

'When it comes to men I'm more into trust fund than trustworthy.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Jerry Lordan

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Post Post

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Dali Paints His Dreams

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'I think it's called RED!'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Writer

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.