Mold Muse Gifts

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Post Post

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

Technology and human relations

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'