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'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

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Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Technology and human relations

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

There is no clear line in the salon world.