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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Dog Statue

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

In the very beginning.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'