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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Dog Statue

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

In the very beginning.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Brancusi.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.