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Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

That's right Darling, the earth is round and the Great Seal in the Sky is balancing it on its nose...

"Listen, kid...the tooth business is about volume, so I took them all."

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

'It seems like only yesterday I was on my third life.'

In the very beginning.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'I don't know, it just no longer feels that original.'

'Is that Ms or Myth?'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Big storm's a brewin'."

The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.