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'Are you sure you don't want to say something about staying active in the retirement years?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

BLESS YOU

Trappist talk show.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Baby Bird

Dog Statue

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Stanescu.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

In the very beginning.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'