Moral Muse T-Shirts

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Nun Binning the Devil

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Dog Statue

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Old man watering Death.

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"You're gonna love this place."

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'