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When Bad Things Happen To Good People And You're Not Involved

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

'i think you should have created the Commandments first, and then the people.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Quit whimpering."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Old man watering Death.

Say It Ain't So, Ho