Morality Muse Pillows

When Bad Things Happen To Good People And You're Not Involved

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

'i think you should have created the Commandments first, and then the people.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Quit whimpering."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Old man watering Death.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."