Moral Muse Pillows

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Nun Binning the Devil

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Dog Statue

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Old man watering Death.

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Quit whimpering."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

"You're gonna love this place."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'